Excavator Dingus. Reasons.

Frozen ground in no match for a stiff pecker.

The Magic Harp (Die Zauberharfe), D.644, is the incidental music composed for the play of the same name by F. Schubert. Written in 1819, premiered in 1820 in Vienna, and first published in 1891, the overture to this work has been long asociated with the Rosamunde incidental music, probably because they were first published together. Public Domain
Recording: Skidmore College Orchestra, CC 2.0 License. Public Domain